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~london
~makes no sense
~speaks fluent sarcasm
~slightly sick in the head
~freak of nature
~my life literally revolves around people who don't even know I exist
mrsdelle:

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.


I died.

mrsdelle:

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

I died.

(Source: memewhore, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

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134017
Posted
4 hours ago
spookyhoneybadger:


debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say

spookyhoneybadger:

debatable

sounds exactly like the kinda thing a serpent with tiny claws and legs would say

(Source: deluminator, via endermisha)

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42372
Posted
5 hours ago
God:*creates the human butt*
God:Oh they are gonna love this
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Posted
5 hours ago

Tell me about your body

Hair:What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin:Do you tan easily?
Eyes:What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose:What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth:Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue:What was in your last meal?
Windpipe:Do you sing?
Neck:Do you wear necklaces?
Ears:How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks:Do you blush easily?
Wrists:Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands:Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers:Do you play an instrument?
Heart:Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs:Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest:Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach:Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back:Are you a virgin?
Hips:Do you like to dance?
Thighs:Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees:Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles:Have you ever been arrested?
Feet:Favorite pair of shoes?
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939835
Posted
5 hours ago
year-of-the-deanmon:

the-almighty-fallen:

Accurate description of fans after the premiere

the longer you watch the funnier it gets

year-of-the-deanmon:

the-almighty-fallen:

Accurate description of fans after the premiere

the longer you watch the funnier it gets

(via lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle)

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12488
Posted
10 hours ago

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

americxanhorrorstory:

when the teacher call you and your friend to the front of class

SCREAMING

(via thecatshavethephonebox)

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2166
Posted
4 days ago

The thrilling (but sad) saga (9x11, 9x17, 10x1, 10x2)

(Source: khaleesiofthegarrison, via alwaysupernatural)

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3726
Posted
5 days ago

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come

(via mybatchesarecumbered)

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484013
Posted
5 days ago
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