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~london
~makes no sense
~speaks fluent sarcasm
~slightly sick in the head
~freak of nature
~my life literally revolves around people who don't even know I exist

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via mawoopy)

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2 days ago

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

(via theangelshavetheassbutts)

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2 days ago

vvebkin:

when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test 

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(via zonkos-jokeshop)

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2 days ago

Current mood in England: Thor no.

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1 week ago

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via winchester-more-like-no)

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1 week ago

stupidkiwi:

you’d think the Star Trek fandom would be a very intelligent and philosophical fandom but instead we all just sit here like

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(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

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1 week ago

dashokeypokey:

They are serial killers. They have been to Hell. Repeatedly died. Killed Deities, Angels, and every flavour of monster. They shot the Devil in the face, stopped the Apocalypse, told God to go fuck himself. The name “Winchester” is spoken with fear and respect.

(Source: snowstiel, via sherlockfallingforhisjohn)

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1 week ago

piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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(via bootycap)

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1 week ago

sashayed:

"it’s just soccer," i remind myself, "it’s not even your dumb country," but i can’t hear myself through all the stress blood pouring out of my ears and eyeballs

(via lonecroft)

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2 weeks ago
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