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~london
~makes no sense
~speaks fluent sarcasm
~slightly sick in the head
~freak of nature
~my life literally revolves around people who don't even know I exist
blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

(via senorloki)

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72267
Posted
4 hours ago

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

*jim kirk voice* YOOOO

*simultaneous spock and mccoy voice* NO

(via i-was-never-in-your-assbutt)

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13782
Posted
4 hours ago

pocketpadfoot:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

They start the game Friday afternoon and Saturday morning half of Slytherin is in the hospital wing

(via timelord-walker-in-asgard)

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16127
Posted
1 day ago

garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

image

(Source: asterkid, via carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel)

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205012
Posted
2 days ago

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

(via vivalagl0ria-littlegirl)

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109603
Posted
3 days ago

amoyed:

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plateimage

(via thxgworkout)

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69777
Posted
4 days ago

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:/dinosaur screams/
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414888
Posted
4 days ago

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

image

That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

(via carry-on-my-wayward-nun)

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457995
Posted
6 days ago

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

image

(Source: kaitokirishima, via sentientmuffin)

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166729
Posted
6 days ago
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